The Sign's Best Fearures

1. Aries: Your Teeth
2. Taurus: What Your Organs are Worth on the Black Market
3. Gemini: The pulsating tendrils protruding from your back.
4. Cancer: The blood you have spilled in my name.
5. Leo: The fact that you're still here despite being dead for four years.
6. Virgo: Your eyestalks and gills.
7. Libra: The fear you've instilled in man over the past century.
8. Scorpio: Your head that is nothing but a void cradling the endless screams of the damned.
9. Sagittarius: You must never know. The dark secrets of the Sagittarius must never be witnessed by human eyes.
10. Capricorn: Your very convincing human suit.
11. Aquarius: Your long, slimy three foot tongue you use to catch insects.
12. Pieces: Your clubbed tail, the black shiny scales reflect light beautifully.